Hey! Don't touch me there, this is my private square.
R-A-P-E, get the fuck away from me.
A hilarious article over at:
http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-05-30/15-vagina-killers/
Vagina Killer (vah-ji´nah kil′ər) noun: 1. The thing that an otherwise acceptable man can do or say on a date to ensure that he will never get into your pants. Ever.
1. Incessant work talk. Endless chit chat about how busy you are at work and how stressful your job is renders the vagina lifeless.
2. Dave Matthews [or insert your least favorite band here]. What did you say? Dave Matthews is your favorite band of all time? Call the vaginamedics.
3. Itemizing the bill. If you don’t pay, it’s not a total vagina killer. But if you’re straight-up itemizing how much each of us owes … dead down below.